Irrational fears.

For lack of anything better to write, I'm going to share with all of you out there (oh wait, it's only my sister who reads this because I have no idea how to make friends in blogger world), a few really irrational fears I have. They are completely ridiculous, I warn you now. Don't say I didn't.

1) I have an immense fear I'm going to get trapped in our walk-in freezer at work. The first part of it is no big deal; it isn't the deep freezer, it just keeps things sort of cold. The second part is where it is sub-zero. There is a door on it and it has a knob that you push to get out. It doesn't lock or anything. For some reason, every time I go in there I am deathly afraid that I will get locked in there and no one will hear me. Weird, I know.

2) I don't like walking over those grates in the sidewalk. I think it has something to do with the show and movies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. My brother and I loved the turtles and watched them constantly. We even acted like we were them. They lived under the sewers and they came out of those grates (I think, I don't actually remember). I always think that I'm going to fall through or maybe that a four and a half foot talking turtle that walks upright is going to pop out. Either way, it's a weird thought.

3) I don't like driving around those twisty and turny roads where they go around and around until you are up really high, like down by the lake. Usually whoever I'm riding with wants to go really fast around these curves and I think that we are going to fly off into nothing and die. It never fails that every year when I go down to Table Rock Lake with my pals that someone drives way too fast and I think that it's going to happen.

And, three is enough. Apparently I have a huge fear of dying in some ridiculous manner that you never hear someone dying from. I'm a crackhead. That's all there is to it.